You might be in rehab if...

• Every room in the house has at least one tool in it.
  
• The new-in-box entry door you bought three months ago still serves as an effective temporary wall in your bedroom.
• The dishwasher you bought on st. patricks day has moved a total of two lineal feet in the garage (to make room for drywall storage, of course).
• You've become acustomed to cooking in a small kitchen with a large air compressor in the middle of the floor area.
• You are only casually annoyed when said air compressor kicks on at 5am due to pressure drops.
  
• You consider getting a longer ladder so it is easier to get upstairs, because there are no stairs.