what's a bitca?

We had planned on carpet being installed on Valentine’s Day, but after our contractors bailed, we had to push that back and rescheduled for February 28. We were confident that the remaining work (sanding of the hallways, laundry room and miscellaneous crappily-done areas throughout the upstairs, then priming and painting of the areas, plus hanging of doors and trim and leveling of all the floors) could be done before next Wednesday.

We stopped being confident of this last night.

SIGH. What to do, what to do? Maybe I should sit back and watch Buffy in a state of panic. Nothing puts your problems in perspective like some blonde-fashionista-vampire-butt-kicking chicka quipping away with masterpieces of sarcastic wit as she saves the world and stakes one vampire and makes out with another. and another.

Think I could sic Buffy on our bailed contractors? Or the handyman who was irritatingly right when he told me it couldn't be done? Or maybe on the cable television, true master of the art of time suckage ...

Bored now.